A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured & unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious, alert & as first aid was given to both
men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed & moving north along the
highway here & coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other & both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled
to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag, & he
yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-4-nothing, fat, left
wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses & acts like
a frigid, mean spirited woman!"
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands,
when a truck hit us."

(Not Mine)